Thursday, January 05, 2006

Naughty or Nice?

You Were Nice This Year!
You're an uber-perfect person who is on the top of Santa's list.You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year.Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good.Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart for 365 days straight?
Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?


Apparently what I thought was a hunker-down-and-get-life-on-the-right-track kinda year was actually called "being nice".
Well, tell that to the schmuck I dumped, the one nighter I didn't acknowledge the next week, the ex manager who I told I would call but didn't, the sister I told I wouldn't give money to anymore, the dad I didn't talk to for three straight months, the dad's wife I haven't talked to in about 8 months, and the ex I called to use as a rebound (he doesn't know that yet).
But since I didn't party my ass off on all the holidays on the test - I've been "uber-perfect"... well, that makes me feel better.
Still waiting for the candy cane you fat bastard. Bring it.

1 comment:

Viewfinder said...

lol. from your description, it sounds like that test needs to ask a few more questions... (in truth, it made me sound naughtier than I've been, so we're even)