Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Quickie

How is it possible that the instant I start to work, like really start getting some stuff to start moving off my desk and where it belongs... I get a severe hungry headache and have to take off for lunch??
I mean seriously, I don't ever work. What is this???
Maybe I'm allergic and this is my body's way of saying "slow down missy, you're doing 23 minutes of consecutive work is a little much... Back Off."

Or, its lunch time.

Either way... I'm not going to make any claims as to my future productivity, but I did get the stack of stuff I left Right In Front Of Me on FRIDAY taken care of... and it took me a whole 13 minutes to do it.

Yep, I'm a great employee... don'tcha wanna hire me?? hahahehehehhahahahehe SUCKAs!!

Who says you have to be on a couch to be a couch potato?
I've evolved to being an office chair potato and I find it to be a very nice development... the only mutation seems to be Secretary Spread, but soon enough there will be 2 hr lunch breaks to be at the gym to amputate (well, sort of) this useless side effect.
Until then, the evening gym rats are pleasing enough to avoid scratching in front of...

4 comments:

april said...

I'm an office chair potato too!!

Hee hee, you said amputate. I love it

Mom of Three said...

You haven't learned to stretch one hour's worth of work into eight until you're a government employee. Tom is going nutso.

Scratch that. He's always been nutso.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

I'm allergic to hard work, too.

Mona Buonanotte said...

I've been working on the same project for two days, and it would take me 2 hours to get it if I just stopped blogging and did it.

But I'm not.