Thursday, February 09, 2006

Fun Stuff To Do

OK, its toward the end of my day and I've cleared my desk of anything I will realisitically do in heels so I'm on to the really important crap - blogthings tests.

Prepare yourself to see the truest me in 5 questions or less...

Laurie, this one is for you:

You Are 40% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!


And also, depending on the convolution of names I give, this is entertaining... this is what you get when using Miss Sassy:

Your Penis Name is: Bavarian Beefstick




Though my favorite may have been Elvis. huh? Name it Elvis?

And this one is down right scary in its accuracy - considering it only had two quesitons:
What Your Underwear Says About You

You've washed your underwear so many times, you don't know what color it used to be.

You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty.


And for the REAL DEAL, try this gem:
Your Hidden Talent

Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people.
You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together.
Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly.
People crave your praise and complements.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

Now, how do they get all that super personal information by my choice of a picture?? My psych major is getting the better of me... time to bid farewell to Cubeville and dance my flab off with the little rolly polly spanish woman who has us shake our asses to the wiightlifters and yell 'TEQUILA!" while jutting our hips forward - may become my favorite since she assumed it would take six weeks of constant work to pick up the steps and I'm 90% there on week one!!! (yes, I am bragging. yes, the little blonde bimbette college girls got confused and didn't want to come back. yes, there is a ballerina in class who makes the rest of us look like lemmings roaming around the room. yes, you can compliment my club induced savaunt like brilliance on the dance floor without shame.)

5 comments:

Bent Fabric said...

I'm 50% weird: Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!
I'm relieved. Here I was thinking I was 100% weird.

Assuming I had a penis it would be called 100% All-beef Thermometer. Gross!! lol

My underwear indicates...You enjoy wearing nice underwear, even if it comes at a hefty price tag.

You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.
Well, I do enjoy nice underwear. Did someone say Victoria's Secret?! :)

My hidden talent: You are a great communicator. You have a real way with words.
You're never at a loss to explain what you mean or how you feel.
People find it easy to empathize with you, no matter what your situation.
When you're up, you make everyone happy. But when you're down, everyone suffers.

april said...

I was 0% weird. What the fuck??? I am too weird!! Those bastards!! I want a re-count!

My undies are the same as yours....

curmudgeon said...

Bavarian Beefstick?
Ugh.

Wait - I'm part Bavarian. But which part? Mwah-ha-ha-ha....

Miss Sassy said...

Thanks for playing!!!
And here we thought it would take $5000 of therapy to figure out what made us tick!
Turns out we just needed to nicname our imaginary penises, tell about our panties, and pick a pretty picture and Viola! Only 40% or 0% weird.
Just.Like.That.

Mom of Three said...

I'm only 40% wierd? Huh. I would have thought it was higher. I don't FEEL normal!