looked your boss in the face and said "its because of you and your way of managing this place that I don't like my job"??
I highly recommend it =)
And, I recommend you do it over and over and over until your boss apologizes for having bad habits and being hypocritical in their demands of you and promises to hold themselves to a stringent standard of control when approaching you.
Makes the day go faster when no one bugs you for the last 5 hours of the day =)