Weekend Update

Blatently copied from an email reply I sent out this morning, names changed to protect the innocent, sentances enhanced to boast about the wicked...

So, since I have to work soon, the recap is that Pupster is on a bunch of steroids so she is comfortable and lucid until I can convince Sister that I am tortured to see her and we have to put her down like I wanted to at the vet Saturday morning, Dad is buying us many meals in the name of Sister's bday and refuses to treat me like anything but a common street rat as exemplified by trying to tell me he planned on spending $300 on us and then waving $1000 cash in the furniture store and giving me shit for not running right to his side over it (then making me beg for it, as its in his hand and the sales guy is wetting his pants to get a peice of it), I've made a new friend in a youngen we will call Barfly though I was too tired to bring him home Friday night and our schedules haven't meshed enough to see if he can knock a smile on my face, hung out with my part time receptionist who is married to a Navy man who liked us enough to ask for recruiting tips for guys to bring to the backyard bbq this Saturday, I'm desperately awaiting details on when my suiter from the other side of the globe and wishing he could be here this weekend to cuddle me on my new couch and make my heart stop turning to stone, and seriously distracted with thoughts of when he will be coming to see if I should take advantage of this fuck buddy or a Navy guy or wait for a Master's Degree'd witty hard body to throw bills to the wind and fly over oceans for me.
Boss is at jury duty, partner is MIA this morning, and just received word I'll be in training tomorrow in an office 40 miles away for the entirety of tomorrow... not like I have family in town or a dog to euthinize and could have used a little fucking warning about my week's schedule... can't even tell you how much I need like a 2 week vacation at this point, I am SO over this!!!! Love the benifits I haven't used and 401K raping my income and still being able to throw $200 at Costco for food and stuff, but I HAD PLANS FOR TUESDAY and a little warning would have been LOVELY, could have put together the preplanning needed for a full day of corporate training materials sometime BESIDES the bulk of my Monday work day...
as if; its so quiet around here its creepy, and I have been venting to you all morning!!
time to earn my keep, I'll check in later =)